The Journal of Brennus

I AM “Mr. Freeze”

You are cold and you think everyone else should be also, literally.

Click here to take the “Which Super Villain am I?” quiz…

So to cover up the fact that creative writing has been a bit slow I decided to start a new feature on Monday - each Monday I will scour the Internet and try to find a picture featuring a Celebrity who has assumed what might be considered the  “spanking posture”

This weeks featured celebrity shot I must admit is a favorite of mine, both the actress and this particular photo - it starts my engine so to speak. The very first celebrity waiting for a spanking is Rene Russo (click on her name for bio info).

And now the picture….

Talking SEX: Turning pain into pleasure

Dr. Alverston Bailey
Published in the Jamaica Gleaner , Saturday, June 7, 2008

“Today, we continue to explore the mysteries of paraphilia.

The topic today is BDSM or ‘kinky sex’.

The term BDSM describes the activities between consenting partners that contain sadistic and masochistic elements, which involve the inflicting or receipt of pain to derive pleasure. It includes bondage and discipline (B&D), dominance and submission (D&S) and sadism and masochism (S&M).” (Read the rest of the article here)

Dr. Bailey is a medical doctor and immediate past president of the Medical Association of Jamaica. Send comments and questions to editor@gleanerjm.com. He appears to be a frequent contributor to the Jamaica Gleaner, other articles from the Talking Sex features include;

Talking sex - sexual healing

Talking sex - Understanding wet dreams

Talking Sex: Keeping it safe in the era of HIV

Dr. Bailey is cited in the DancehallReggae.com Forums, regarding a condition know as Coitus/Penis Captivus

You can read about that here, COUPLE STUCK DURING SEX

You just have to ask why?

Yes I can understand that bacon and breasts are two “man favorites”, but I’m just not sure of the allure of this combination…now if that were cooked bacon my cholesterol might go up a tad.

 From EvilMilk. Funny and interesting photos.

Bethie, from Spanking Bethie has launched a wonderful site for all of us in the in Spankoville. She’s launched a fully armed and dangerous spanking personals site. It includes not only a search-able personals section, but a forum and chat room, a calendar and other goodies that I am still exploring (we’re going to need a bigger Internet).

BUT!!! The best part of all is that she is providing this wonderful service FREE…ummm yes that’s right I said free. No bait and switch “free to read - pay to respond craziness”. Free and she intends to keep it that way, even though she’s had to pay for software and other costs. Personally I think she should accept donations from those that can help out a bit, but that’s up to her.

So whether your a  or a  get over to SpankFinders, and find the spanko of your dreams.

You should also add Bethie’s delicious  blog, Spanking Bethie to your reading list if it’s not there already!

Now just a few words and pet peeves about personal sites in general.

First off Bait and switch sites are the pits - either it’s free or it’s not. Most sites are scams to make money,  they send bogus messages that don’t even come close to matching what you were honestly looking for. Uh huh, a 20 year old super model is dying to meet me - right.

Second, it takes but a few moments of your time to reply to someone, even if it’s to say no thanks. And who knows you might meet someone that it’s pleasant to share a conversation with. Be open, don’t ignore people, be polite and honest. Yeah, the message may not be from the girl or guy of your dreams, but they do share your interests and they did take some time from their day to reach out - be kind and rewind. D’oh I mean reply.

Have A Happy Sunday!!

I spotted this on the I Am Bored Site early today, but it seems to me that there are ways of accomplishing this task that would be a lot more fun. A young lady, a stunt woman if I understand correctly, is undressed by a man using a mechanical shovel.

The operator does have really good control of his tool, but my hats off to the lady, she shows a lot of courage just standing there.

Please don’t whip yer puddin’ into a frenzy. Sorry for the gap between posts, but real life has taken up a bit of time. Big things are in the works bloggish wise, trust me, you’re going to like it, things are going to get hotly creative here abouts…but more about that Later. (hehe I just love secrets)

Just wanted to wish all the spank-able Mom’s out there a Happy Mother’s Day!!

May all your spankings be enjoyably stingy!

Last night I got lucky…um no not that lucky! But close, Holi Bliss was nice enough to send a little note about exchanging links. So I scooted on over to her sites (SITES mind you) and spent a good portion of this evening delving into Holi’s secret places and I must say that I had a wonderful time. I’ll let Holi tell you about herself, she writes;

“What, or who is Holi Bliss? - Holi is pronounced like holly. Holy could be right, fucking is divine. What turns me on… - Watching. Spankings on my bare bottom. Two men orally. Masturbation with a friend.”

She has not one but three wonderfully written sites, Desirable Dark Lust, Pink Razors and Adult Erotica with Holi Bliss. Well written prose and an eclectic mix of other erotica made Brennus a happy and horny little bald guy tonight. What more could you ask for? A writer with a great sense of style and insight, who provides other choice goodies to spice things up – and oh yeah, she likes having her bare bottomed spanked. It doesn’t get much better!

So do yourself a favor and head over to Holi’s blogs and get in touch with some of Holi’s secrets yourself, I particularly suggest you check out this story “A Sex Turmoil”. I enjoyed this stories insight and POV.

“I tossed my long red hair up into a pony tale before heading out to the pharmacy. My little girl was sick with a flu bug and the doctor had called in a prescription. My husband was saying goodbye to our other child, as he stepped up to the bus.

“Go on, I can wait a bit longer before going into the office, take your time and I will make some breakfast. She will be fine.”

His voice was reassuring and my body was worn out tired from being up all night. As I scooted in behind the wheel, something rubbed just the right way and for an instant all my focus was on the desires and needs of my aching body. When you have two kids and life is nothing but full of chaos, and there is very little privacy in the home, you will soon come to realize you take your privacy any way that you can. I was just about to take mine as the bus left and my husband walked inside. My hand was caressing the waist band of my cotton sweats when suddenly….”

For the rest of the story, go to “A Sex Turmoil”.

Ok now I need to get to work on some original stuff before my head explodes.

While cruising through my usual reading list of blogs I happened upon this at Eros Blog “Sex Blogging, Gratuitous Nudity, Kinky Sex, Sundry Sensuality“. In a post titled “How to get a Killer Lapdance“, bacchus writes;

“Unlike many men, I actively dislike the whole “lapdance” experience in strip clubs. A strip club is a wonderful place to be for half an hour - the visual experience is comparable to the olfactory bliss of stepping into a fine coffee or chocolate shop - but then it quickly grows boring. Any sensible man knows that these ladies are not coming home with you, and there’s not going to be any sex unless you’re planning to buy it, in which case you’re in the wrong place to make a value purchase. Worse yet, a lap dance represents extreme negative value - you pay a lot extra for an intense tease, which only reinforces any sexual frustration you may have brought into the club. And if you didn’t bring any sexual frustrations into the club, you’ve probably got a lady friend somewhere, in which case you likely could spend less effort charming her into giving you a private lapdance that ends much more entertainingly. I do not like them, Sam-I-am. Pretty lady, if I tip you nicely will you please go shake that sweet ass over there, on the stage, under the spotlights where I can see it properly, and the hell out of my personal space?”

Read the rest of the post here.

I must say that I agree with bacchus’ take on both strip clubs and lap dances, in short they both get real old, real fast. That coupled with the high cost of libations makes for less then an ideal time. A bad lapdance, as bacchus points out, just a torturous increase of sexual frustration, while a good one leads to an uncomfortable and sticky ride home, just not what I look for in a “good time”.

In thinking further about the subject, I realized that the part of the strip club experience I enjoyed the most was the clothed entrance of the performer and the tease that accompanied the departure of her clothes. The whole gyrating around, seductively getting suckers to part with their money part leaves me, frankly bored. I find I feel much the same when it comes to imagery. For example here are two photos of former Penthouse Pet Andie Valantino;

It the first she appears clothed - OK, not really clothed, but…oh just look at the picture.

I find the shot above particularly alluring and sexy.

In this shot, all bets and clothes are off…

While this shot shows that Andie possesses a great deal of flexibility and is an undeniably attractive young lady, somehow it’s just not as sexy to me.

What about you?

What do you find sexy or not so sexy? Why?